(Source: randomness-is-epic)

(Source: derpghost)

fattributes:

(via Peppermint Ice Cream | sophistimom)

breakinq:

lnvaded:

i-was-like-wtf:

liddoshane:

self0bsession:

invokes:

I gained like… 142 followers in 5 minutes.

All i had to fucking do was click “yes” on a link

the link’s here

i’m so happy i finally reached 1,000 followers :D

wtf it worked for me too

I gained 500 today because i was doing it

i gained 445 ish over night!

(Source: lovef00d)

gy-m:

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

untroestlich:

jesuschristvevo:

a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

time-lords-unite:

wouldn’t it be nice

if there was a math blog, where you gave them your math homework

and they did it for fun

(Source: natashwarma)

liamkingdom:

tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends

(Source: obrits)

bakuraryou:

i believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well

accio-elderwand:

do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine

Me: for Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: let's be realistic lol